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- Anonymous ☺ Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash ☺ The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball ☺ I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? - Barry Cryer
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Funny Quotes About Getting Older 1. "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." - George Burns 2. "Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes 3. " Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional." - Bob Monkhouse 4.
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Funny Quotes about Getting Old that'll Make You Laugh 1 When you become old, your toys would become antiques. 2 You might have done all in your young age, but you forget it when you grow old. 3 Waist becomes broader and mind becomes narrow. 4 Why you need an archeologist as husband? 5 Preservatives are needed in old age. 6
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10 best funny aging quotes. In the spirit of Shakespeare's famous line, "With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come," we present the ten best funny aging quotes as selected by our editor. Enjoy! 1.) Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash. 2.)
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1. No need for "age is just a number" quotes; we cannot remember our age anyhow. Of course, I know how old I am. Well, I know when I was born. I don't like doing the math, so I usually just ballpark it. 2. When you are old and writing to-do lists.
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Funny Quotes About Aging 1. "Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes 2. "Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt 3. "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." - George Burns 4.
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8. "The idea is to die young as late as possible.". — Ashley Montagu. 9. "Say what you want about aging; it's still the only way to have old friends.". — Robert Brault. 10. "Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.". — Ben Franklin.
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"The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see." - Julian Clary "If you're always battling against getting older, you're always going to be unhappy, because it will happen anyhow." - Mitch Albom "If you're not getting older, you're dead." - Tom Petty
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Growing Old Some of the best, wittiest, and most humorous quotations in the English language are quotations about age, childhood, adolescence, middle age, and old age— most of all, about growing old! On this page, I've gathered together 100 of the best. I hope you like some of them.
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"You know you're getting old when your idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 pm." "The older you get, the less you care about what other people think.
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"At my age, flowers scare me." — George Burns (comedian) "You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." —George Burns (comedian) "I stay away from natural foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get." —George Burns (comedian)
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Kathleen Coxwell June 18, 2020 These funny quotes about getting older and quotes about aging should serve as inspiration for enjoying this remarkable time of life. Funny Quotes About Getting Older "Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life." Kitty O'Neill Collins
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#1. "As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer." — Robert Quillen #2. "Middle age ends and senescence begins the day your descendants outnumber your friends." — Ogden Nash #3. "Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." — Jennifer Yane #4.
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1) "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White 2) "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope 3) "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain 4) "The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake."
The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll
Here are some hilarious one-liners that poke fun at the golden years: "I'm not old, I'm vintage!". "Age is just a number, but mine is unlisted.". "I'm at the age where my back goes out more than I do.". "They say laughter is the best medicine, so I guess that makes me a pharmacist.". "I thought getting older would take.
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80 Funny Quotes About Getting Old. Image source: Pinterest. 1. "Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.". - Kitty O'Neill Collins. 2. "I am not afraid of aging, but more afraid of people's reactions to my aging.". - Barbara Hershey. 3.