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Top 50 Funny Medical Quotes About Life "I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on Google." "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people with me."
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-Benjamin Franklin The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin Doctors always think anybody doing something they aren't a quack. - Flannery O'Connor An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents.
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"Laughter is the best medicine? Nope. Propofol is!" Yep, that's right. We started a post on funny nurse quotes by making you (hopefully) laugh with one. Sure, that may be pretty meta, but at least we've put a smile on your face and reminded you that nurse quotes can indeed be funny.
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Aug 19, 2017 - Explore Tracy Harris's board "Healthcare quotes" on Pinterest. See more ideas about nurse humor, medical humor, healthcare quotes.
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Top 10 Health Quotes. Health and cheerfulness naturally beget each other. Joseph Addison. Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of year. Franklin P. Adams. "Health is a vehicle, not a destination.". - Joshua Fields Millburn. No time for your health today, no health for your time tomorrow.
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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart." —Erma Bombeck Procrastination can be bad for your health—and that includes your mental health. Humorist Erma Bombeck understood that well.
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Author: Brianna Graham Published: July 21, 2022 Nurses endure workplace conditions that many other professionals don't have to deal with. They help comfort patients during painful procedures and lengthy recovery and are often a target for abuse from patients and senior medical staff.
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24 Really Funny Health Quotes By Gemma Kate Last Update: March 23, 2022 This collection of funny quotes are all about being healthy. Fair disclosure: I'm on a health kick right now. I'm a little sore and achy, a bit hangry and well, let's face it - a bit gnarly to be honest.
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ADVERTISEMENT Right, of course, it is terribly funny when someone is pricking you and probing all your nooks and crannies with some cold metal medical instrument that should belong in a torture museum, no less.
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Now that I have 20, I thought I'd share. I hope a good number of these tickle your funny bone. The Search for Perfect Health "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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1. "You know you're a nurse when you catch yourself diagnosing everyone around you." 2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. - Every Nurse Ever" 3. "Nurses don't cry. We wine." 4. "I can't cure stupid, but I can sedate it." 5. "Nursing: when coffee and wine are essential to life." 6.
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Be nice to me. I dispense the happy pills. Nursing is not a career… it's a post-apocalyptic survival skill. TGIF? Sorry not familiar with that term… I'm a nurse. I was taught that the most hardworking nurse is found at the dirtiest part of the clinical ward.
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Top 25 Healthcare Quotes from the last 3 Millenia Pointing out the importance of caring for your own health is not just a recent development. Health has been a major topic of debate everywhere in the world for centuries. Healthcare has a big agenda.
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Quote #1 "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Mark Twain Quote #2 "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She is 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeneres Quote #3 "It's no longer a question of staying healthy.
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Funny Nursing Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud These quotes remind us that nursing takes a special kind, a kind like you! Share with your hilarious nursing family and friends, and be sure to give our Pinterest board a follow! "No, RN does not stand for 'Refreshments and Narcotics'" "I came. I cared. I charted."
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